Post by Jamie on Oct 31, 2003 12:44:52 GMT
Have a happy Halloween everybody and to get you ready here are my favourite quotes from T-Bag And The Rings Of Olympus Ep5 Vampires-
(T-Shirt hears taps on the wall)
T-Shirt: Your Majesty, is that you? Who is it? Who’s there?
(Granny Bag in a mask peers round one of the pillars)
Granny-Bag: Ha ha gotcha.
T-Shirt: Granny Bag.
Granny-Bag: You should have seen the look on your mug just then, oohhh the laugh. Is the kettle on? My tongue feels like the bottom of a bird cage. Just one quick cuppa and we’ll be off. Any bickies?
T-Shirt: What are you doing here?
Granny-Bag: Don’t stand there with your cake hole hanging open go and get yourself ready.
T-Shirt: uh?
Granny-Bag: Brain into gear laddy. What’s tonight eh it’s... come on it’s... it’s...
T-Shirt: uh?
Granny-Bag: Bowl me a googly, he’s forgotten. Hallo, hallo, hallo...
T-Shirt: Hello (T-Shirt waves at Granny Bag)
Granny-Bag: Ohh, give me strength and a couple of fig cakes.
T-Shirt: Granny what are you on about?
Granny-Bag: It’s Halloween you ninny!
T-Shirt: Halloween?
Granny-Bag: You make a hum-dinger of a brew sunshine. Where’s face-ache?
T-Shirt: In the bath.
Granny-Bag: There I know what we could do; we chuck an electric eel in the water that would give her a shock, ha ha.
T-Shirt: I don’t think she’d appreciate that somehow.
(T-Shirt and Granny Bag are in Transylvania)
T-Shirt: Granny, where is everyone?
Granny-Bag: Do you know, I was just wondering that myself?
T-Shirt: It’s like a meeting of the T-Bag fan club!
T-Shirt: Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea after all.
Granny-Bag: Aaaaarrrrrggghhh!
T-Shirt: What, what is it?
Granny-Bag: Look, 90 pence for a cup op tea. Outrageous!
(Igor Von Fledermaus and Polly have gone to his home)
Igor Von Fledermaus: Living up here on my own can be a real pain in the neck, urrgh, pain in the neck, neck, neck, teeth biting into the neck, flesh, blood, ooh ha ha.
Polly: You all right?
Igor Von Fledermaus: I’m fine, fine.
(Igor Von Fledermaus meets T-Shirt and Granny Bag in the town)
Granny-Bag: Ha ha ha you must excuse my young friend. Sometimes he can be such a little clot.
Igor Von Fledermaus: Clot, blood clot, yummy doodle delish. Blood, blood, blood!
Some of these can be heard at Jeremy’s T-Room Website members.lycos.co.uk/jrv94 (click on the sounds section).
(T-Shirt hears taps on the wall)
T-Shirt: Your Majesty, is that you? Who is it? Who’s there?
(Granny Bag in a mask peers round one of the pillars)
Granny-Bag: Ha ha gotcha.
T-Shirt: Granny Bag.
Granny-Bag: You should have seen the look on your mug just then, oohhh the laugh. Is the kettle on? My tongue feels like the bottom of a bird cage. Just one quick cuppa and we’ll be off. Any bickies?
T-Shirt: What are you doing here?
Granny-Bag: Don’t stand there with your cake hole hanging open go and get yourself ready.
T-Shirt: uh?
Granny-Bag: Brain into gear laddy. What’s tonight eh it’s... come on it’s... it’s...
T-Shirt: uh?
Granny-Bag: Bowl me a googly, he’s forgotten. Hallo, hallo, hallo...
T-Shirt: Hello (T-Shirt waves at Granny Bag)
Granny-Bag: Ohh, give me strength and a couple of fig cakes.
T-Shirt: Granny what are you on about?
Granny-Bag: It’s Halloween you ninny!
T-Shirt: Halloween?
Granny-Bag: You make a hum-dinger of a brew sunshine. Where’s face-ache?
T-Shirt: In the bath.
Granny-Bag: There I know what we could do; we chuck an electric eel in the water that would give her a shock, ha ha.
T-Shirt: I don’t think she’d appreciate that somehow.
(T-Shirt and Granny Bag are in Transylvania)
T-Shirt: Granny, where is everyone?
Granny-Bag: Do you know, I was just wondering that myself?
T-Shirt: It’s like a meeting of the T-Bag fan club!
T-Shirt: Maybe this wasn’t such a good idea after all.
Granny-Bag: Aaaaarrrrrggghhh!
T-Shirt: What, what is it?
Granny-Bag: Look, 90 pence for a cup op tea. Outrageous!
(Igor Von Fledermaus and Polly have gone to his home)
Igor Von Fledermaus: Living up here on my own can be a real pain in the neck, urrgh, pain in the neck, neck, neck, teeth biting into the neck, flesh, blood, ooh ha ha.
Polly: You all right?
Igor Von Fledermaus: I’m fine, fine.
(Igor Von Fledermaus meets T-Shirt and Granny Bag in the town)
Granny-Bag: Ha ha ha you must excuse my young friend. Sometimes he can be such a little clot.
Igor Von Fledermaus: Clot, blood clot, yummy doodle delish. Blood, blood, blood!
Some of these can be heard at Jeremy’s T-Room Website members.lycos.co.uk/jrv94 (click on the sounds section).